Vier Schwanze im Dreivierteltakt

“Don’t slip in the Spritz!”

At the dance school of Director Spritzer, three couples enroll in an unconventional course that treats dancing as an accelerated path to sexual contact. Lessons begin with the “Kontakttanz” (Contact Dance), progress to the “Schamlippen-Intermezzo” (Labia Intermezzo), and culminate in the advanced “Eichelspitzen-Tanz” (Glans Tip Dance / Cock Tip Dance), in which the woman dances on the tip of her partner’s penis. The course ends with a formal graduation ball attended by parents and friends. Couples compete in the Eichelspitzen-Tanz for a prize awarded to the most enduring pair, after which the official program gives way to partner-swapping and private activities. A short, explicit German sex comedy from 1978 directed by Hans Billian.