The Horny Vampire

Also known as The Horny Vampire (1971), Count Al-Kum, Count All-Cum, Count Alcum, Count Al-Cum

Count Dracula’s bearded nephew Count Al-Kum skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from “1001 Ways to Seduce Women” while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent.