James Balsamo
Infomercial Spokesman (segment "True Love")
Missy Dawn
Beach Babe (segment "The Cat Lady")
Erin Anthony
Victim (segment "True Love")
Evan Baker
Strip Club Patron (segment "The Break In")
Matthew Britner
Logan (segment "Tis The Season")
Rebecca Chambers
Susie (segment "The Break In")
Mark Chaney
Chuck (segment "The Break In")
Drew Day
Buck Bauer (segment "Tis The Season")
Therron Dumas
Mike (segment "The Break In")
Catherine Ellzey
Voodoo Priestess (segment "True Love")
Chelsea Grace Fox
Monica (segment "Tis The Season", as Chelsea Bowers)
Doug Goodin
Malcolm (segment "True Love")
Kyle Graham
Cotton Candy Thief (segment "True Love")
Tammy Haller
Landlord (segment "The Cat Lady")
Eamon Hardiman
Soldier (segment "The Cat Lady")
Margret Hernandez
Convenience Store Clerk (segment "True Love")
Sherry Hernandez
Rebecca (segment "Tis The Season")
Maggie Hill
Sarah (segment "The Cat Lady")
Jenny Jannetty
Christina (segment "The Break In")
Dick Jizzler
Bo (segment "Tis The Season")
